Funny Birthday Card – "A Real Kick" - 5x7 Pop Culture Birthday Card, Retro Comic Style, Glossy Finish

📝 DESCRIPTION: Give them a birthday card that’s as dramatic (and funny) as they are! This retro pop art–inspired card features a bold comic-style illustration bursting with excitement — the perfect setup for the hilarious message inside

Inside reads: “Today is your day to dance like you’re having a full body dry heave set to music. Hope your birthday is a real kick!”

A great pick for friends with a wicked sense of humor, lovers of pop culture, or anyone who appreciates a perfectly timed TV-inspired joke.

✨ DETAILS: Size: 5" x 7" (folded) Premium 60 lb glossy cardstock Includes white envelope Packaged in a clear protective sleeve Printed and hand-cut in the USA

🎁 PERFECT FOR: Friends who love to laugh People who love shows about nothing 90s TV show and pop culture fans Funny birthday wishes with attitude Anyone who knows how to really dance like no one’s watching 💃🕺

📦 SHIPPING: Each card is packaged in a clear cello sleeve and shipped in a rigid mailer to keep it safe and crisp on arrival.

 🏷 MATERIALS: 60 lb glossy cardstock, ink, envelope, protective sleeve